Presidents Day explained by a 10 year old

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prinze
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Presidents Day explained by a 10 year old

Post by prinze » Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:45 am

Well, here we are, just a few days from what will be – for many – a three day weekend.

So nothing better than a little humor to set the mood, from reader D:

“Gotta love those grand-kids ..

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,

What day is Monday?”

Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!” ..

She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” ..

I was waiting for something about Washington, Lincoln, Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.

She replied, “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull Shit.”

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose. “

(rim shot)
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Prinze

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